Surgery: a real pain
In my continued quest to prove that all dogs are idiots… I present to you: “My Little Poodle”
You poor, dumb, miserable beast.
Dogs: pungent creatures that will be the first enslaved (and forced to bathe) once we overthrow our captor humans
Giant cats: feline masterminds just one step closer to undomestication.
Watch out, little cats. And humans. Watch out.
Artists: creative visionaries with a knack for making a mess
Those stains are all in the spirit of artistic expression!
Fitness nuts: they may be trim and fit, but they glisten like whales and stink of overachievement
I bet these guys don’t smell like roses. Just a hunch.